Did you ever (never) neither have I Well, pardon me for breathing but Would you give me back my cup You know the one I mean Yes, you do because I've seen you take it out From time to time I wonder would you mind
Excuse me Ma'm your hand it's on my knee Oh, would you mind removing it My collars getting rather stiff And I'm not one to fuss But if I don't catch my bus I'm afraid I won't be home in time I wonder would you mind
If I asked you for a date Kept you out three hours late Would you be happy or upset Would you no longer have respect for me Would I just be a danger
On your mark get set all ready go And don't be such a silly ass Just because you failed to pass It doesn't mean to say You can't try another day Why even failures pass in time I wonder would you mind
