Hey pretty baby have you heard the news Somebody stepped upon my blue suede shoes They said they were sorry And as you can see I took it all in my stride But when they said, is there something we can do I of course replied
I went to my doctor, just ten other day I said `Listen Doc, are you feeling okay?` I told him to lie down on his couch And that I would look inside But when he began to hurl abuse I of course replied
As you might well have heard And as from today Not only have women equal rights Now they have equal pay
They said run along now There's a good chap So I pushed them to one side And when they said `Hey, What's the meaning of this?` I of course replied
