I'm tired of beating round bushes That don't exist I'm sick to death of being dropped At the flick of a wrist I'd like my batteries charged And the charge of course to be cheap
And if you want to make love In the back of a van With a rabbit's foot on your knee It's fine by me
You know I hate to be boring But what's the point Calling a little bit of weed You smoke a joint I mean the only joint I know Worth it's salt is beef
If there's a key to my heart And there's only one But you think there should be three It's fine by me It's fine by me
And I need a woman now Like some men need a man Spend a lot of my money In and out of banks You see a teller you like And you tell her thanks You have a nice disposition Disposition is clear
If there's a mark on your dress And you take it off Just so I can see It's fine by me It's fine by me Fine by me
I have a sneaking suspicion You're on my tail And if that's where you want to be It's fine by me It's fine by me
And I need a woman now Like some men need a wife
You get a lot of ideas Looking at a soap I get a lot of mine too If it's on a rope I like to twist it and twirl it Wind it around my feet
If you think God is a woman And there's no doubt That's what you want him to be It's fine by me It's fine by me
