Been dry long enough My brain and body need some abuse Rake me over the coals And I¡¯ll try to think of an excuse
I set a goal and it won¡¯t be hard Hit every bar on the boulevard Bad idea yeah you¡¯re probably right But I won¡¯t be your designated driver tonight
'Cause I¡¯m Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon
Just how much I¡¯ve embarrassed myself Well I haven¡¯t got a clue Did I throw a drink in your face Or tell you how much I love you
Oh shit I lost my ID Hook up the Jagermeister IV Bad idea yeah you¡¯re probably right But I won¡¯t be your designated driver tonight
Off the wagon I¡¯m off the wagon I¡¯m on the town off the wagon Off the wagon wagon wagon wagon - Wee...
Set a goal Hit every bar Bad idea Designated Alright, alright
Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon
I¡¯m on the town off the wagon I¡¯m on the town off the wagon I¡¯m on the town off the wagon I¡¯m off the wagon wagon wagon wagon
Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon
That¡¯s it...
