You're on a wide open ocean No one around you for miles Your thinkin' of drinkin' on water While you're sailing the Nile
No one to stop you on your way Flyin' by goes a stork You decide to bring your oars in now But accidently knock out the cork
Row your boat to shore 'Cause it is leaking and you're still drinking Unless you cork the hole You won't be sailing, you'll be sinking
Not knowin' your sinkin' You take out a bottle of rum Swiggin' a drink to the bottom The bottle reads 'Van Monchinghum'
Oars back into the water You think you'll sail on But you can't 'cause your boat contains Three and a half gallons
Chorus:
Row, row, row your boat Sail your ship to shore You're barely, barely, barely keeping afloat I hope that you won't drink no more
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